Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
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I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
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