yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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