idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize