speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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