its not stalking. its research.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Randomize
