No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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