What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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