I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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