We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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