I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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