Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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