He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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