I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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