I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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