I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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