he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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