Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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