i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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