How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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