her vagine was all disorganized.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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