The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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