Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Holy sore nipples Batman
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Randomize
