Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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