So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
He did a backflip because drugs
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
The air taste purple.
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