shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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