Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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