summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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