i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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