remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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