She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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