i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature