Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.