glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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