whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her