so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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