Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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