dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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