Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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