dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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