I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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