it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Randomize
