there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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