We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If I die, sorry about rent.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
