i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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