Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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