I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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