woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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