So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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