I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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