Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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