Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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