goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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