i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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