No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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