he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
two words...techno handjob
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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