Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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